Category: Joke Board
> AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS
> THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED.
>
> SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS
> COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN.
>
> THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT
> COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE.
> "A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A
> CHERRY BOMB, (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA) LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A
BEER
> CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO 10."
>
> THE ALABAMIAN SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN
> THE SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO
> MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME."
>
> "TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR. SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB
> AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS
> EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT.....
>
> "1"
> "2"
> "3"
> "4"
> "5"
>
> AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND
> RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.
>
> THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN TENNESSEE, KENTUCKY, ARKANSAS, MISSISSIPPI,
> AND WEST VIRGINIA.